How to get a lot of stuff at a baseball game:
1. Look cute & wear something descent.
2. Have really good seats, right by the dug-out is the best.
3. Learn the players names from the program, makes them think you actually know who they are.
4. Scream for the players as the walk by after a play or just happen to have a ball.
5. It also helps to pull a line like "I'm from Sweden!". In my case it's true, but if it'll get you a ball, go for it.
6. You definitely need to stand up as you do all of that, another attention getter.
7. After a while there's not enough players, because they don't wanna give you more than one ball, then it helps to sit next to a cute little girl or boy, point at her, then snap the ball.
But that last one is only for the heartless people. I actually helped a little girl to get one.. and an older boy. I felt generous.
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